12-16-2011 11:01 AM
Are you still here?
12-16-2011 11:03 AM
Do you think my boss would understand if I told him that I was too virtually drunk to virtually work the rest of the day?
12-16-2011 11:08 AM
Sorry folks ... i just received an email from our surprise "guest" that he was unable to get a login to work to get into the system. My apologies.... we'll try to get him to attend again next year. He sends his apologies to everyone as well. As for who he is / was or will be ... that will remain a mystery until next year!
12-16-2011 11:10 AM
1. You strike a match and light your nose.
2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
4. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
5. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
6. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
7. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
8. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
9. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
10. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
11. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
12. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
14. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
15. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
12-16-2011 11:11 AM
The waitress just got off work and it turns out she does like cowboy hats and 4x4 pickup trucks....
Merry Xmas to all....and to all a goodnight.