12-16-2011 10:37 AM
Glad you could make it Salesman.
Did you bring any good Christmas jokes with you?
By the way do you have any kids Salesman? And what are you getting them for Christmas?
Last year I gave my son a BB gun. He gave me a sweater with a bull's-eye on the back!
12-16-2011 10:41 AM
was it an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
12-16-2011 10:46 AM
Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave.
12-16-2011 10:57 AM
Ok, since it's another joke yuo want;
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't remember how he got home from the party. As bad as hew was feeling he couldn't stop wondering if he had done something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eys and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And next to them a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees all his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. he takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging in the corner.of the mirror, written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick which reads, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight! I love you darling! Love, Jillian."
Jack stumbles back to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happenned last night?"
Well you cam home after 3AM and drunk out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it. then you puked in the hallway. You got that black eye running into the door.
Confused Jack then asked his son, "So why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast on the table for me?
Jack's son replied, "Oh that! Mom had to drag you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed Leave me alone, I'm married!"