12-16-2011 10:23 AM
Always fashionable late.
12-16-2011 10:30 AM
As someone who has donated 1/4 of their liver to love of Makers Mark I have to say I prefer it warm with a small splash of distilled water. But what the heck I will take a Manhatten if your pourin'
12-16-2011 10:31 AM
Ok another joke it is:
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf and one remarked how nice it would to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument got directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies chimed in and said, Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and they are on the golf course!
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring and she can't take her eyes off of it !
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too! My wife is at home planning out the cruise I gave her. She wasup to her eyeballs in brochures!"
The third guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy who is staring at them like they have lost their minds!!!
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke my wife up early this morning gave her a couple of pinches and a wink and said, "Well, babe, Merry Christmas! Do you want to fool around for a bit or should I go play some golf?" And she told me.... "Remember to take your sweater."